Grow with Quantum Qitten!

Shape the future of quantum IT!

At Quantum Qitten, we don’t just push the boundaries of technology - we make them disappear in a cloud of quantum probabilities. If you’re ready to abandon your Newtonian view of the professional world and embrace a career that exists simultaneously in multiple states, you’re in the right place!

Why join Quantum Qitten?

• Multidimensional work environment: Our offices exist in multiple parallel realities. Choose the one that suits you best each day!
• Quantum benefits: Our health insurance covers injuries that occur in alternative dimensions.
• Continuous learning: Learn to communicate with your self from a parallel universe for maximum productivity.
• Feline-friendly policy: Bring your cat to work. Or don’t bring your cat. Both states are acceptable and encouraged.

Our current job openings

1. Quantum Monitoring Engineer (M/F/Cat)

Responsibilities:

• Develop and maintain monitoring systems that work even before problems appear.
• Solve IT paradoxes using Schrödinger’s logic.
• Collaborate with the Miw feline AI to optimize quantum server performance.

Required skills:

• Master’s degree in quantum physics or quantum computing.
• Experience in multidimensional programming.
• Ability to exist in multiple states of consciousness simultaneously.
• Ability to communicate with cats is a plus.

2. Quantum Marketing Specialist

Responsibilities:

• Create marketing campaigns that simultaneously target all potential customers in all parallel realities.
• Develop content strategies that are both read and unread by our audience.
• Measure the ROI of our campaigns with quantum precision (i.e., completely random but always correct).

Required skills:

• Degree in marketing and certificate in quantum paradoxes.
• Experience in creating content existing in a state of superposition.
• Proficiency in the quantum CRM tool “SchroedingerSales”.

3. Quantum Full-Stack Developer

Responsibilities:

• Design and implement user interfaces that adapt to user preferences before they even express them.
• Develop backends capable of processing requests from the past, present, and future.
• Debug code in multiple time branches simultaneously.

Required skills:

• Mastery of quantum programming languages (Q#, Qiskit, etc.).
• Experience with non-SQL, NoSQL, and QuSQL (Quantum Superposed Query Language) databases.
• Ability to maintain mental health when faced with bugs that both exist and don’t exist at the same time.

4. Quantum Paradoxes Intern

Responsibilities:

• Assist the R&D team in creating and solving new quantum paradoxes.
• Maintain the coffee machine in a state of full and empty simultaneously.
• Organize meetings that end before they begin.

Required skills:

• Student in quantum physics, philosophy, or chaos theory.
• High tolerance for existential headaches.
• Ability to prepare the perfect coffee in at least three dimensions.

How to apply?

To apply, send your resume, cover letter, and proof of your existence in at least two parallel realities.

Alternatively, you can simply think very hard about your application - if you’re the ideal candidate, our quantum detectors will automatically pick it up.

Join Quantum Qitten today and discover what it’s like to have a career that defies the laws of physics! Your future self (and your future self from an alternative reality) will thank you.