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Omniscient Backup Firewall
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Transform your IT department into a Bose-Einstein Condensate of pure efficiency

Key Features

  • All features from the Gold version

  • Omniscient Dashboard: A view of your infrastructure so complete it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

  • Transcendental Alerts: Receive notifications so precise they seem to come from the future, past, and alternative universes.

  • Superintelligent Miw AI: A virtual assistant so advanced it can solve your IT problems while explaining string theory to your cat.

  • Quantum Entanglement Monitoring: Monitor entangled systems across data centers located in different galaxies.

  • Time Reversal Backup: Restore your systems to any point in the past, future, or an alternative timeline.

  • Schrödinger’s Firewall: Security so advanced that threats are neutralized before they even exist.

  • Monitoring of an Infinite Number of Metrics: Because in business, too much is never enough.

Ideal for

  • Multinational corporations with more servers than employees
  • Secret government organizations (we don’t ask questions)
  • Any company preparing for world domination (ethically, of course)

Pricing

If you have to ask the price, you’re probably not ready for this edition. But let’s say ∞ QubitCoins/month/multiverse.
Bonus: Each purchase comes with a Schrödinger’s quantum kitten. Life status to be determined by the observer.

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