Key Features
All features from the Gold version
Omniscient Dashboard: A view of your infrastructure so complete it defies the laws of physics and common sense.
Transcendental Alerts: Receive notifications so precise they seem to come from the future, past, and alternative universes.
Superintelligent Miw AI: A virtual assistant so advanced it can solve your IT problems while explaining string theory to your cat.
Quantum Entanglement Monitoring: Monitor entangled systems across data centers located in different galaxies.
Time Reversal Backup: Restore your systems to any point in the past, future, or an alternative timeline.
Schrödinger’s Firewall: Security so advanced that threats are neutralized before they even exist.
Monitoring of an Infinite Number of Metrics: Because in business, too much is never enough.
Ideal for
- Multinational corporations with more servers than employees
- Secret government organizations (we don’t ask questions)
- Any company preparing for world domination (ethically, of course)
Pricing
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